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Tao: I found you. I knew that you would head back to camp.
[looking at his map] See, to go from the Granite Pool to the West Cliff you have to go right through here.
Dar: The only problem with that, Tao, is I can’t walk through a tree.
Tao: Not really, figuratively. My map, remember?
[Tao drinks water.]
Dar: You’re thirsty?
[Tao nods.}
Dar: See? Being a great adventurer is hard work.
King Zad: I find that you’ve awaken a taste in me for far richer fare.
Sorceress: Rich foods can be dangerous to one’s health.
King Zad: Yes, but what a way to go.
Tao: What did you say to him?
Dar: What do you think?
Tao: Stop struggling. You’re just making things worse.
Dar: Yeah.
Tao: Well, I could have told him that.
Dar: But would he have listened?
Qord: I'll find you another woman, Zad. Perhaps the favorite concubine of the cheif of the Ionians. It should not be too difficult to capture her...
Zad: That turnip ?!? My horse is more appealing!!!
Tao: See? Teaching animals isn’t so hard.
I guess it’s not hard to animals to train humans, either.
This is ridiculous. Not only am I talking to ferrets, but I’m worried about hurting their feelings.
Tao: Anyway, what was that speech about you owe him? What do you owe him?
Dar: An urn stolen from my people by the Terrons.
Tao: Well, he’ll just have to drink out of a wine skin like the rest of us.
Tao: Let me get this straight. You’ve going to go to the camp of people who want to kill you to rescue the treasure of a monster who also wants to kill you.
Dar: Well someone’s going to be disappointed. I can only die once.
Tao: It will be like finding a needle in an earth thatch.
Dar: I thought you had a map.
Tao: Cute.
Sorceress: So you would sacrifice your best warrior to satisfy this troublesome ardor of yours?
King Zad: Oh, I’ll do more than that, much more... if you were to be my reward.
Sorceress: I take it you’d like to watch.
King Zad: Very much
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